Certified Rebel: Thanks to YOU...

Certified Rebel

Friday, March 30, 2007

Thanks to YOU...

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who haveforwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.

Because of your kindness :

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me todial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with callstoUganda,Singapore and Tokyo.

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick fromthe rat shit and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot sheis, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a napin a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girlthat was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.(Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for apaid vacation to Disneyland.

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, GaneshVandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..Now most of those "Wishes" are already married(to someone else)!

Nobody is giving free ipods for joining some community on orkut.

If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me"Orkut isdeleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete you from my list!

IMPORTANT NOTE:If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10 seconds,a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.

Give me a break!!

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